Maintenance for the week of October 5:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 8, 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC) – 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/

Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?

Hypertionb14_ESO
Hypertionb14_ESO
✭✭✭✭✭
stuff like, an emote where your charcter juggles with their feet while standing on their hands...

or random encounters in the world where tons of critters attack you.

whatever first random thing comes to mind...
I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Alphashado
    Alphashado
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    A /slap & /flex emote

    One of my oldest and most fond MMO memories is of an NPC guard in wow that would laugh hysterically when you targeted him and /flexed.
    Edited by Alphashado on December 17, 2014 3:54AM
  • ThePonzzz
    ThePonzzz
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    /wagtail (khajiit)

    I want my facial hair as a khajiit to be shown when I wear a helmet/hood.

    I want cloaks.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
    ers101284b14_ESO
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭
    AsweetRoll wrote: »
    Paul Sage mount

    It's supposed to be a Paul Sage pet. Which I am still hoping for.
    Edited by ers101284b14_ESO on December 17, 2014 4:11AM
  • Dekkameron
    Dekkameron
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Horse and cart (mobile bank)
    - Veteran Combat Librarian -
  • MornaBaine
    MornaBaine
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    I want a /snarl emote for vampires (so we can finally see our fangs)!

    THIS right here. ^^
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • superquadockyb14_ESO
    Fatter Argonians! Gosh dangit!
    Its not fair, every other race can be giant fatsos, but Noooo Argonians have to be either thin or REALLY thin or PAPER thin.
  • Unknown_poster
    Unknown_poster
    ✭✭✭
    Fun
  • MiyaTheUnbroken
    MiyaTheUnbroken
    ✭✭✭✭
    I want the extra AvA campaigns to have Mad Moxxi style rules, such as "Body Shots" where crits do less damage, "High Speed" where every one moves much faster, or "Naked" which is self explanatory. Oh! Or "Vampire" where your health constantly degenerates, but killing an enemy restores it. That one was a lot of fun.
  • Nazon_Katts
    Nazon_Katts
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Beetle_collection.jpg
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Amour
    Amour
    ✭✭✭
    /burp emote !
  • Nazon_Katts
    Nazon_Katts
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    or /fishslapdance
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Nazon_Katts
    Nazon_Katts
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    More Monkey Island Influence, Indeed!
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • naturn
    naturn
    ✭✭✭
    The ability to make much fatter or thinner characters. It would be even better if we could change existing characters perhaps in a cafe or gym much like hair should be able to be changed in a barber shop. This would be great for role players and having fun. Tattoos with better designs which can be added or removed at tattoo shops would be cool.
  • Blud
    Blud
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Visual effects temporarily forced on players that consume skooma, causing you to hallucinate and see things that arent really there all over your screen.

    Cool idea. It could be like the drug effects in Far Cry 3.
  • FishBreath
    FishBreath
    ✭✭
    Fatter Argonians! Gosh dangit!
    Its not fair, every other race can be giant fatsos, but Noooo Argonians have to be either thin or REALLY thin or PAPER thin.
    This! :)

    Hopefully you've written feedback about it in game. I have already 6 months ago...
    Edited by FishBreath on December 17, 2014 10:52AM
  • Muizer
    Muizer
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wise women in the market square where I can get a weather forecast.
    Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!
  • Gidorick
    Gidorick
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    /sweetroll
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
Sign In or Register to comment.