Which Race Would You Aspire To Be IRL?

arena25
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Out of the playable races of ESO, which would you want to be in real life?
Edited by arena25 on December 6, 2014 9:36PM
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!

Which Race Would You Aspire To Be IRL? 92 votes

I wish I was as sneaky as the cats (Khajiit)
13% 12 votes
The height is what I want to be (High Elves)
8% 8 votes
I'm a nature lover (Wood Elves)
4% 4 votes
I wish I could wield magic (Bretons)
14% 13 votes
I wish I was as athletic as Hammerfell (Redguard)
2% 2 votes
I wish I was as strong as the greenskins (Orcs)
3% 3 votes
I wish I could live in the most extreme environments (Argonians)
9% 9 votes
I wish I could be as angry as a raging bull (Nords)
9% 9 votes
I hate to be burned (Dark Elves)
15% 14 votes
I wish I was a rich man (Imperial)
19% 18 votes
  • AngryNord
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    Nord. D'uh.
  • arena25
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    Commenting on my own poll...

    This one wishes I could be taller than Lord Arena25.

    Then it would be funny watching him stare up at me...ah, a simple Khajiit can dream...
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • prototypefb
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    it's a trick, don't answer! :o
  • arena25
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    Yes, this one does understands your choice, @AngryNord‌, especially since Nord is in your name. LOL.
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • arena25
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    it's a trick, don't answer! :o

    Um, this one is not trying to trick you, @prototypefb‌. This one believes you are a troll, is that correct?
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • superquadockyb14_ESO
    Argonian because I wanna be a big ugly lizard thingy in real life.
  • prototypefb
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    arena25 wrote: »
    it's a trick, don't answer! :o

    Um, this one is not trying to trick you, @prototypefb‌. This one believes you are a troll, is that correct?
    this one agrees but only for today, this one is trolling forums today a little
  • arena25
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    Interesting choice my scribe had for a new thread...although I would just look at my scribe and laugh because he works for me...ah, the irony.

    My choice is the Khajiit. I wish I was sneaky...because my black cat always keeps tripping me over whenever I step into a dark room.
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Elf_Boy
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    I want to be an Aedra.
    ** Asus Crosshair VI Hero, Ryzen 1800x, 64GB DDR4 @ 3000, GTX 1080 ti, 4K Samsung 3d Display m.2 Sata 3 Boot Drive, m.2 x4 nvme Game Drive **
  • Akselmo
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    Argonian all the way. Then I could scare people around here.

    But to be honest, I've always liked argonians so it was an obvious choice for me.
    The reason why I like argonians more than the others.. I don't know. They're just cool lizard people.
    Hun-Tra@Akselmo (EP-EU-PC)
    A fan of TES-series since 2005.
  • Zorrashi
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    IRL?

    Why, a khajiit of course! But not just any khajiit, I would want to be an alfiq, the intelligent house cat like breed that likely have some sort of magical ability and/potential use as spies.

    Plus, have you seen what house cats do in their spare time at your house? Eat, sleep, play and just chill the whole day? Ah, that's the life~
  • PSLAnimal
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    The heck with races. I want to be Queen Ayrenn's go-to for sexy times.
    Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
    @PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
    Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.
  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    Bosmer, because IRL you can make great money as a muscle twink.

    and enjoy youself while you do it.
    Edited by Hypertionb14_ESO on December 7, 2014 2:22AM
    I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Runefell
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    My two main characters I play are a Khajiit and a Dunmer. Now, I think being a Khajiit would be fun. Even when things are low, they seem to find some joy in life. Whereas Dark Elves always seem so tradition bound and serious. Of course, Dark Elves seem to have more magic and mystery, and, Nords aside, don't usually suffer many of the prejudices that khajiits find themselves subject to.

    But, what ultimately tipped the scales is that Dunmer have much longer lifespans then Khajiit. There's no official numbers out there that I'm aware of, but the generalization is that Dunmer can live for at least a few hundred years, whereas Khajiit have lifespans similar to humankind. Why live for 60 years, when I can live for 450?
    Rune Fell- Dunmer Mag Sorcerer (DC)~The Adventurer
    Runed Claws- Khajiit Stam Dragonknight (DC) ~The Tank
    Rain Fell- Argonian Mag Templar (EP)~ The Healer
    Dragon Talon- Bosmer Stam Nightblade (AD) ~ The DPS



  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    Because you have to live 450 years as a dunmer lol.

    I'd be a Nord because c'mon we are the best. We have the best mead, the prettiest women, the coolest weapons and armor, the coolest locations. The best songs. We are just the best all around.
  • Karnus
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    Nord, because..

    Karnus.jpg
    Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.
  • Mightylink
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    I feel like I'm already a nord, tall, strong and resistant to cold, I barely wear a coat in the winter at all, only when its a really bad snow storm.
    Mightylink - Nord Battlemage (Sorcerer)
  • TheBull
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    I am a Redguard IRL. Foreal 6'4 255 when I played D1 college football. I wouldn't trade that experience. I'll stay Redguard.
  • tplink3r1
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    altmer.
    "the gods granted elves thousand-year lifespans."
    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Real_Barenziah,_v_2
    Edited by tplink3r1 on December 7, 2014 6:51AM
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  • Kreetar
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    Breton. :relaxed: Bosmer being 2nd.
    dip me in the blood of mortals and throw me to the Dremora

  • PBpsy
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    I am a Dunmer in real life!!!
    ESO forums achievements
    Proud fanboi
    Elitist jerk
    Troll
    Hater
    Fan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)
  • arena25
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    Zorrashi wrote: »
    IRL?

    Why, a khajiit of course! But not just any khajiit, I would want to be an alfiq, the intelligent house cat like breed that likely have some sort of magical ability and/potential use as spies.

    Plus, have you seen what house cats do in their spare time at your house? Eat, sleep, play and just chill the whole day? Ah, that's the life~

    Interesting, Zorrashi...although if I were a house cat, I'd rather be like Garfield. Because when asked by Jon what the country would be like if everyone was as lazy as him, Garfield replied, "We'd be a poor, yet rested, people."
    PSLAnimal wrote: »
    The heck with races. I want to be Queen Ayrenn's go-to for sexy times.

    I probably shouldn't be asking this here on the forums, but curiosity got the best of me: Why Queen Ayrenn's go-to? Oh, wait...you are not...<facepalm>
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • arena25
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    Karnus wrote: »
    Nord, because..

    Karnus.jpg

    Hold, on let me try to analyze the photo...

    It's a muscular actor holding a big toy sword trying to intimidate someone who has got his goat. Right?
    Tell me I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong!
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • arena25
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    TheBull wrote: »
    I am a Redguard IRL. Foreal 6'4 255 when I played D1 college football. I wouldn't trade that experience. I'll stay Redguard.

    Cool, man. What position did you play for? I'm an equipment manager (note: EQ manager is NOT water boy) for my high school football team. Also, what team did you play for?
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • arena25
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    Mightylink wrote: »
    I feel like I'm already a nord, tall, strong and resistant to cold, I barely wear a coat in the winter at all, only when its a really bad snow storm.

    LOL, this casted my mind back to my state's semifinals for high school football...

    My school team, which is in the central part of the state, was traveling up to the northern part of the state, near South Bend for a semifinal competition, with the winner playing in the state championship. The forecast called for 4-6 inches of snow, IN ADDITION TO the 2-3 inches that had fallen already, IN ADDITION TO 20* weather with 12* wind chill.

    When my team and I went out for warmups, we found only a centimeter of snow, if that, clear skies as far as the eye could see, no wind, and the air to me felt like nothing more than the chill in the air after a warm autumn's breeze.

    And that was just me bundled up. My teammates all thought, "This is nothing." They weren't cold at all, in fact, our opponents was shivering more than we were, despite the fact our opponents were at home for the semifinals. In fact, they were supposed to be used to cold weather, because they have more of the lake effect than we do (said opponents are just 40 short miles from one of the Great Lakes and have a bigger amount of snow than we do).

    So technically I was a Nord, but I wish to learn the sneakiness of the cat.

    Signed,

    Lord Arena25

    P.S. We won the game 14-13.
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • AlexDougherty
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    I am nesh (not sure how you spell it) so I hate the cold.

    But Nords don't feel the cold, so I want to be a Nord, just so I don't feel cold again.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Darkeus
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    option 1: dark elf (but a pretty one and not like 90% of eso d elfs that look like homeless) why? long life, fire def and magic , dark skin tone, red eyes
    option 2: nord (but not a hairy one) why? cause dragon born and cold def
  • Morana
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    Karnus wrote: »
    Nord, because..

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    Nord so I can drink with him.
  • Karnus
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    arena25 wrote: »
    Karnus wrote: »
    Nord, because..

    Karnus.jpg

    Hold, on let me try to analyze the photo...

    It's a muscular actor holding a big toy sword trying to intimidate someone who has got his goat. Right?
    Tell me I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong!

    I'm not an actor, it is a real sword, not actually trying to be intimidating, just silly ..someone might have obtained my goat.

    @Morana I don't drink but I have no problem with people who do.
    Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.
  • WhiskyBob
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    Orc because Malacath
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