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To Heck with Horses and Gear - Buy Slaves!

bellanca6561n
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Under the now for something completely different category - not listed among the available topics - we have a more useful way to spend your gold.
Kragenmoor, Morrowind Slave Auction


  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I want to buy 4 slaves to carry me around on a couch.
  • bellanca6561n
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    I want to buy 4 slaves to carry me around on a couch.

    It would seem that you are a bit more prosperous than most for which I congratulate you. Plus it would be interesting to see :p

    Shera Montoya paid a rather steep price for the Breton girl but clearly she was worth it.

    I still can't believe the dancing Goblin fetched such a sum.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I want to buy 4 slaves to carry me around on a couch.

    It would seem that you are a bit more prosperous than most for which I congratulate you. Plus it would be interesting to see :p

    Shera Montoya paid a rather steep price for the Breton girl but clearly she was worth it.

    I still can't believe the dancing Goblin fetched such a sum.

    I will save up to buy one slave, beat him until he goes out and farms enough imperial motifs to make me the money to buy the other slaves I need.

    Also if any one thinks that buying a Breton as a slave is racist then I must assure you.........yes it is.
  • Gilvoth
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    this is real? we can now purchase slaves in patch 1.5?
    awesome! where need to go to purchase? what town?
    Edited by Gilvoth on October 15, 2014 6:36AM
    best in slot: is the armor, weapon, clothing look, pet, or no pet, jewelry, race, class, skill choices, amount of DPS, and skin color best fit to you and the way you wish to play and makes you feel good and performs what YOU think it should be.

    worst in slot: what you read in zone chat, and forum comment, and forum thread, and you tube video, and live streamer advice, and class rep advice, and guild chat advice, and whisper told you to wear, and use for skill, and dress like, and use for weapon and armor.
  • AshySamurai
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    Pfff. Slaves. The only thing a true gentleman wants to buy - it's a horse and two lusty argonian maids.
  • Rodario
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    this is real? we can now purchase slaves in patch 1.5?
    awesome! where need to go to purchase? what town?

    I would assume it's an ambient script like town cryers.
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  • bellanca6561n
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    this is real? we can now purchase slaves in patch 1.5?
    awesome! where need to go to purchase? what town?

    That would be funny were it a new feature....oh imagine the press :p

    Have it as a new player option: serve as a slave to learn the game and build your character.

    Nope, as I'm sure you surmised, it's just a video from regular game play by regular RP game players that happened yesterday or the evening before. Overhead chat provided by a player created mod.

    I was a bit surprised at Shera Montoya's Imperial armor I must say. She normally dresses in rather dazzing Dunmer style outfits.

    But I digress....the 1.5 feature that does pertain is the upcoming addition of overhead chat in that release.
  • Blooddancer
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    I have 4 slaves already, they occupy character slots 2-5.
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