Favorite NPC dialogue

TagaParti

Hey guys, what is your favorite npc dialogue / saying / quotes?

In ESO this one stuck in my mind,
'if your looking for something, im your man!'

But there's 1 dialogue I cant forget, from Skyrim tho, im sure you guys wont forget this too,
'I was an adventurer, until an arrow struck me in the knee'

:-)

GoatKnuckle

Too easy. Orc on Stros M'Kai ... for some quest I can no longer remember, but I still remember him.

"Watch out! Those mudcrabs are tough."

Or something to that effect.

Sigerk

Npc's in Shadowfen: 'A little less drilling? A little more action.

Katinas

"I suppose a wanderer like you wouldn't know what "busy" looks like. I will demonstrate. Feel free to observe. Quietly, and from a distance."


"Fjokki was a bard of exceptional imagination but decidedly limited skill. According to his epic stanzas, he never met a creature he couldn't make love to or kill. Or both."

Kreetar

from ESO, there are quite a few that have made me cackle loudly but I can't seem to remember many of them. usually it's something that Cadwell says and his indifference to the threat of Molag Bal that makes me laugh.

same with Skyrim, but if any of you have ever married Taarie and moved her into one of the houses you built with your children in it and ask "how are the kids?", the dialogue + the way the says it is hysterical.

Aett_Thorn

"That's not normal mushroom behavior. I disapprove!"