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Ode to 1.4

Arkath
Arkath
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In Cyrodiil, war is waging,
In Cyrodiil, players are raging,
Because we
Crash
Crash
Crash.

The grass glistens red with blood.
The air stinks of gore and mud.
And then
Crash
Crash
Crash.

We strive to see our enemies die.
Instead, we sit, and we cry,
Due to the
Crash
Crash
Crash.

We rush, we strike, but are forced to retreat.
Sadly, our keyboards are all that we beat,
With the
Crash
Crash
Crash.

We curse, we yell, we groan.
We sigh, we sob, we moan,
As we
Crash
Crash
Crash.

Angrily, we shake our fists into the air.
Maddened, we yank out handfuls of hair,
After we
Crash
Crash
Crash.

Players red, yellow, and blue,
Want to kill each other, but all we can do
Is
Crash
Crash
Crash

Furious and wrathful, to the forums we go,
To let every employee of ZOS know
That we
Crash
Crash
Crash.

This game is broken,
But there are no words to be spoken,
Except
Crash
Crash
Crash.
Edited by Arkath on September 21, 2014 7:13PM
DC Sorc
Einherjar [EHJ]
  • Phinix1
    Phinix1
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    1.4 is the worst patch for crashes, both in PVP and PVE. I NEVER crashed in PVE before this patch.

    Still no acknowledgement in the "current issues" section...

    Must just be me.
  • Rune_Relic
    Rune_Relic
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    Havent had the priviledge of a PVE crash yet ....but....
    ESO banished to desktop when I pressed the alt key.
    Then found it had minimised ???

    Wouldn't have minded if I hit the windows key /shrugs
    Random.
    Edited by Rune_Relic on September 21, 2014 7:22PM
    Anything that can be exploited will be exploited
  • Dleatherus
    Dleatherus
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    @Arkath‌

    nicely penned!

    D.
    Stands in Puddles VR12 NB
    Dleatherus VR10 Templar

    Emperor Farmers, cheaters and exploiters - just like cockroaches in real life, Tamriel will never be rid of them
  • Braidas
    Braidas
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    ^the best thing from 1.4
  • Rune_Relic
    Rune_Relic
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    Nice to see the bards are alive and kicking in tamriel still :)
    Anything that can be exploited will be exploited
  • Garion
    Garion
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    Brilliant.
    Lastobeth - VR16 Sorc - PvP Rank 41 (AD)
    Lastoblyat - VR16 Templar - PvP Rank 14 (AD)
    Ninja Pete - VR16 NB - PvP Rank 10 (AD)
    Labo the Banana Slayer - VR14 Sorc - PvP Rank 12 (EP)

    Member of Banana Squad | Officer of Arena
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