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Azzuria
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Game-related jokes go ...

HERE!


Why do clothiers always have refined cloth with them?

So they can rage quilt at any time!
Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
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  • Thralgaf
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    What was the name of the Breton raised by Argonian Savages?
    Stands-with-a-Hist.
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  • Flame_of_Udûn
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    What do you call a khajiit with no septims?

    Paw.
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  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    I used up all my jokes on the other thread. :(
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  • Syntse
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    isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »
    I used up all my jokes on the other thread. :(

    I was also wondering why there is need for an another thread

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
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  • Azzuria
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    Syntse wrote: »
    isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »
    I used up all my jokes on the other thread. :(

    I was also wondering why there is need for an another thread

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day

    Because I didn't see that thread.
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
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  • Zebug
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    onlinegamer1 wrote: »
    Q: How do you know you're about to die?
    A: Your healer says:
    [Party] 111111222222222111111111111111

    HA....winner winner chicken dinner (I'm a healer.....its funny because it's true)
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  • LariahHunding
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    What is black and blue and red all over?

    The Redguard that [snip] me off.

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_LeroyW on July 23, 2014 7:32PM
    "Give a man a sweet roll, he only has one to steal. Give him a sweet roll recipe, he have bunches to steal."

    The Called
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  • DungeonGrind
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    How much is that doggy in the window...?
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  • kassandratheclericb14_ESO
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    DungeonGrind wrote: »
    How much is that doggy in the window...?

    The one with the shaggy grey hair....brown hair
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  • DungeonGrind
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    kassandratheclericb14_ESO wrote: »
    DungeonGrind wrote: »
    How much is that doggy in the window...?

    The one with the shaggy grey hair....brown hair

    How much is that doggy in the window, i hope that dog is for sale!
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