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The hecklers have been right all along...

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Phinix1
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All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

They were right all along.

Video games are for children!

Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

Let the new dawn rise!
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    I still have to catch up on Arrow. I love that show. Wait if video games are for kids, are tv shows based on comic books for kids too? Say it isn't so!
  • Blackwidow
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    /quit threads are not allowed.

    Or to quote you from a thread from a few minutes ago....
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Sorry you felt the need to come onto the forums and tell everyone.

    I am still enjoying the game just fine.
  • ebondeath
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    Bah, "productive."

    Being an adult is boring. I'll continue feeding my inner child video games, you can have the icky beer and lame football.
    ╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
    Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
    Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
    ╚═════════════⌊VR 12 Breton NB⌉══════════════╝
  • Azzuria
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    I can haz ur stuffs?
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
  • Grim13
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    Blackwidow wrote: »
    /quit threads are not allowed.

    Or to quote you from a thread from a few minutes ago....
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Sorry you felt the need to come onto the forums and tell everyone.

    I am still enjoying the game just fine.

    Here's another relevant AlienDiplomat quote from another thread:
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Nerf thread creation.
  • Phinix1
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    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD
  • Grim13
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    We're your Psychoanalysts, actually... and the prognosis is not good. :(
  • Phinix1
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    Grim13 wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    We're your Psychoanalysts, actually... and the prognosis is not good. :(

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
    Edited by Phinix1 on July 7, 2014 7:15PM
  • Blackwidow
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    You just quit. :)
  • LrdRahvin
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Grim13 wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    We're your Psychoanalysts, actually... and the prognosis is not good. :(

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    And you would appear to have both bases covered :o
    https://imgflip.com/i/nvvt2
  • Phinix1
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    Blackwidow wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    You just quit. :)

    Who said anything about quitting?
    LrdRahvin wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Grim13 wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    We're your Psychoanalysts, actually... and the prognosis is not good. :(

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    And you would appear to have both bases covered :o

    I like to be prepared. XD
    Edited by Phinix1 on July 7, 2014 7:17PM
  • ebondeath
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    You have (1) new mail.

    Attachments Include:
    (1) Blank Tax Form
    (1) Discarded, Half-Empty Bottle of Tequila
    (2) Hideous Striped Neckties
    (1) Car Payment Bill

    ╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
    Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
    Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
    ╚═════════════⌊VR 12 Breton NB⌉══════════════╝
  • Corew
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    In the right quantities it's about the same thing.
  • Audigy
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

    They were right all along.

    Video games are for children!

    Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

    My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

    Let the new dawn rise!

    Enjoy whatever you do kiddo ;) May Mcleouds Daughters be with you ;)
  • Mud_Puppy
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    Lol wtf. I understand "I quit" threads but why so emotional about it?
    /kill
  • Phinix1
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    ebondeath wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Wow, I have followers!

    Hey, will you guys be my minions? Can you like go out into the world and find me stuff? That would be awesome! XD

    You have (1) new mail.

    Attachments Include:
    (1) Blank Tax Form
    (1) Discarded, Half-Empty Bottle of Tequila
    (2) Hideous Striped Neckties
    (1) Car Payment Bill

    /wrists
  • kewl
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    Azzuria wrote: »
    I can haz ur stuffs?

    DAMN! You beat me to it!

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  • Phinix1
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    Azzuria wrote: »
    I can haz ur stuffs?

    Sure, take it.

    *You obtain one [Used Wash Rag].
  • Worstluck
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    Yes. This threads reeks of maturity.
    Worstluck - Breton Nightblade "Some of us refused to bow. We knew the old ways would lead us back to having a kingdom of our own."
    ―Madanach
    Elfluck - Dunmer Dragonknight "When I will walk the earth again, the Faithful among you shall receive your reward: to be set above all other mortals forever. As for the rest: the weak shall be winnowed: the timid shall be cast down: the mighty shall tremble at my feet and pray for pardon."
    ―Mehrunes Dagon
    Deadluck -Imperial Templar "Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour"
    ―Uriel Septim

    Daggerfall Covenant
  • dannymcgr81b14_ESO
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    I'll never grow up. If you need me I'll be in my under-the-bed fort coloring.
  • Mordria
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    Don't grow up! That's a horrible idea!
  • Kulthax
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

    They were right all along.

    Video games are for children!

    Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

    My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

    Let the new dawn rise!

    You whine as much as a child. Just sayin where there is smoke there is fire. ;)

    P.S. Are you going to make 5 threads about this today and then apologize later? If so can you just give us the cliff notes version here? thx. :)
    Edited by Kulthax on July 7, 2014 7:37PM
  • Phinix1
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    Kulthax wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

    They were right all along.

    Video games are for children!

    Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

    My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

    Let the new dawn rise!

    You whine as much as a child. Just sayin where there is smoke there is fire. ;)

    I needed some sort of signal to attract the trolls. Smoke is a timeless classic.
    Edited by Phinix1 on July 7, 2014 7:36PM
  • Kulthax
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    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Kulthax wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

    They were right all along.

    Video games are for children!

    Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

    My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

    Let the new dawn rise!

    You whine as much as a child. Just sayin where there is smoke there is fire. ;)

    I needed some sort of signal to attract the trolls. Smoke is a timeless classic.

    It is also what the Indians used and look where that got them. :)
  • Phinix1
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    Kulthax wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    Kulthax wrote: »
    AlienDiplomat wrote: »
    All the insults and machismo I've endured over the years. All the riticule and scorn for being a modder and a computer nerd instead of drinking beer and watching football. All the social pressure to be more like everyone else...

    They were right all along.

    Video games are for children!

    Thank you ZOS, you have opened my eyes. Maybe now I can move on to do something more productive with my life.

    My credit card is ready! My netflix subscription is primed!

    Let the new dawn rise!

    You whine as much as a child. Just sayin where there is smoke there is fire. ;)

    I needed some sort of signal to attract the trolls. Smoke is a timeless classic.

    It is also what the Indians used and look where that got them. :)

    Yeah, tax-free reservations and gambling casinos!

    *rubs two sticks together feverishly*
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    I'm in my 40s and hope to remain childlike as possible. I have a very adult life outside of gaming with children, mortgage, etc. but hope to retain my childlike wonder until I die.
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    hk11 wrote: »
    I'm in my 40s and hope to remain childlike as possible. I have a very adult life outside of gaming with children, mortgage, etc. but hope to retain my childlike wonder until I die.

    Amen to that. Not to be taken as a sign of religious bias.
  • reggielee
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    huh?
    Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
  • Phinix1
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    reggielee wrote: »
    huh?

    You'll understand when you are older.
  • LrdRahvin
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    Edit: misread so post is meaningless so deleted
    Edited by LrdRahvin on July 7, 2014 7:50PM
    https://imgflip.com/i/nvvt2
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