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A Satirical Bardic Poem for Elderscrolls Online.
Hypertionb14_ESO
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came to me in the shower...
Gather around...
and learn your true fate
playing not as a mage...
is a massive mistake
Forget about metal
forget about hide
All hail the hero
dressed as a bride
Not cuts form a axe...
or stabs with a blade
Compare to the tears...
When the stick brings the pain
So forget about hearing...
you can choose how you play
In this online game...
there is only one way
Gather around...
and learn your true fate
playing not as a mage...
is a massive mistake
Forget about metal
forget about hide
All hail the hero
dressed as a bride
Not cuts form a axe...
or stabs with a blade
Compare to the tears...
When the stick brings the pain
So forget about hearing...
you can choose how you play
In this online game...
there is only one way
I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
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