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I know that Naming and Shaming is against the rules, but...
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SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭danreckerpreub18_ESO wrote: »SK1TZ0FR3N1K wrote: »
Lmao that was totally not what I expected when I hit the spoiler button
that gave me a good irl laugh.
Take another look, I fixed the nested spoiler tags :P
Also, your original post made me think of this skyrim mod...
http://imgur.com/a/6Zl7k
I really want a questline that lets you do this, in one non-worldbreaking manner or another.
I can see it now...
... Lyris followed me too closely, blocking everything I tried to do. Unfortunately for her, i'm the high king of Skyrim..."
This would be awesome!!“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭
Actually.....this is the most worthless groupie ever:
Dugroth
Edit: On a side note...this picture of Dugroth reminds me of the Toxic Avenger.
Edited by SK1TZ0FR3N1K on June 12, 2014 6:10PM“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
lecarcajou_ESO✭✭✭✭Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!"Morally Decentralized." -
SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!
Every time I hear the prophet talk, I think of my boss....talks for hours and never gets to the point.
“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!
Agreed. Whenever he tries to talk, I mute ESO, and play this instead. It's infinitely more entertaining.
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ArRashid✭✭✭✭Well, her combat abilities sure suck and her BIG booty makes it especially difficult to loot anything without accidentally talking to her a few times, but at least she's one of the FEW "believable" voice actors in ESO (Jennifer Hale's always awesome, wherever we encounter her
).
Some of the others though... they just talk like they're announcing tomorrow's weather instead of begging for help because their farm is being attacked by daedra, their family is being killed or something like that.. I guess they just weren't paid enough to care how it will sound ingame.. -
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Um, yeah Vestige... I'm going to need you to come in to the Harborage this Loredas.SK1TZ0FR3N1K wrote: »Every time I hear the prophet talk, I think of my boss...
Edited by Carnagan on June 12, 2014 6:37PM"You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
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SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭
Um, yeah Vestige... I'm going to need you to come in to the Harborage this Loredas.SK1TZ0FR3N1K wrote: »Every time I hear the prophet talk, I think of my boss...
EPIC!“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
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✭✭lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!
Well you have a point about his endless talking.
But what exactly do you want him to call you, if they created a synthesised pronunciation of your name it would not only jar, but he would mispronounce my characters name. (my sorceror is called ThremBODE not ThremBod)People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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lecarcajou_ESO✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!
Well you have a point about his endless talking.
But what exactly do you want him to call you, if they created a synthesised pronunciation of your name it would not only jar, but he would mispronounce my characters name. (my sorceror is called ThremBODE not ThremBod)
Surely he could call me Shirley?
"Morally Decentralized." -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »lecarcajou_ESO wrote: »Lyris is not half as annoying as that windbag of a prophet... I mean, when you tell a story, have a point! And get to the point, too. And for ***'s sake, stop calling me Vestige!
Well you have a point about his endless talking.
But what exactly do you want him to call you, if they created a synthesised pronunciation of your name it would not only jar, but he would mispronounce my characters name. (my sorceror is called ThremBODE not ThremBod)
Surely he could call me Shirley?
Shirley Knot??
People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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YourNameHere✭✭✭That's why Abner Tharn is WAAAAY better than that she giant!
He always helps me out, he has a sexy voice, and that staff of his ....NA Megaserver / RPer
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SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭If they were to dye her clothes purple... this would be her:
“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
Heishi✭✭✭✭✭pieceofyarnb14_ESO wrote: »Careful her and Sai well you knowI killed Sai and I don't even have an interest in her now she's forever aloneAnd so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had. -
Swordguy✭✭✭leave Britney Lyris Alone!!
Edited by Swordguy on June 13, 2014 10:56PMIN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN LOADS YOU!
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Woolenthreads✭✭✭✭I love Lyris. I like to stand next to her and and see how tiny I am.
Have you noticed that she changes size? It seems weird to me that she seems to be a different size in different locations (I've been eye height with Breasts, Chin and Neck - with the same alt on "flat" ground) and that her Father was your size?Edited by Woolenthreads on June 14, 2014 12:35AMOooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!
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Sue_D_Nim✭✭✭She will also distract you in battle, twaddle her thumbs, get in your way so you collide with her and can't move out of AOE's then she will heal the enemy.
So she's a reincarnation of Lydia?"If danger doesn't find her, she'll seek it out and invite it home to dinner." ~ Prince Naemon
"Such despair! Richer than a cheese sorbet!" ~ Sheogorath -
Swordguy✭✭✭
more like a Dopple-BangerIN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN LOADS YOU!
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Aeradon✭✭✭✭✭Can't be as bad as that windbag that shows up every time you set foot in town just to send a message. Ever heard of the mail? Hello?
Yeah, you can make a hologram but you can't teleport me to the Harborage?
I sometimes just ignore the old stalker and go deconstruct my loots, they're more important.Edited by Aeradon on June 14, 2014 5:31AMPeople keep telling me they're gonna buy me an ale. They never do.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Elves.
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SK1TZ0FR3N1K✭✭✭Can't be as bad as that windbag that shows up every time you set foot in town just to send a message. Ever heard of the mail? Hello?
Yeah, you can make a hologram but you can't teleport me to the Harborage?
I sometimes just ignore the old stalker and go deconstruct my loots, they're more important.
He is starting to remind me of the old guy at the mall scoping out the teen butts.“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers -
Aeradon✭✭✭✭✭
He's much more inconspicuous with that rag of his.SK1TZ0FR3N1K wrote: »Can't be as bad as that windbag that shows up every time you set foot in town just to send a message. Ever heard of the mail? Hello?
Yeah, you can make a hologram but you can't teleport me to the Harborage?
I sometimes just ignore the old stalker and go deconstruct my loots, they're more important.
He is starting to remind me of the old guy at the mall scoping out the teen butts.
People keep telling me they're gonna buy me an ale. They never do.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Elves.
Help make this compilation complete!
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BakaChan✭✭Woolenthreads wrote: »I love Lyris. I like to stand next to her and and see how tiny I am.
Have you noticed that she changes size? It seems weird to me that she seems to be a different size in different locations (I've been eye height with Breasts, Chin and Neck - with the same alt on "flat" ground) and that her Father was your size?
Oh, I never noticed such.
But I did take screenshot once.
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Aeradon✭✭✭✭✭
You know what people say about large feet.Woolenthreads wrote: »I love Lyris. I like to stand next to her and and see how tiny I am.
Have you noticed that she changes size? It seems weird to me that she seems to be a different size in different locations (I've been eye height with Breasts, Chin and Neck - with the same alt on "flat" ground) and that her Father was your size?
Oh, I never noticed such.
But I did take screenshot once.
Dem feet wtf.
People keep telling me they're gonna buy me an ale. They never do.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Elves.
Help make this compilation complete!
Compilation of Ideas and Suggestions
