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Ban running

Madval
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No seriously... All theses peoples running everywhere give me headache, and it's not realist. At least in the city. Ok well in my walk only city, horse are not banned. But you must walk with your horse.
And in dungeon it's just fabulous because dungeons are now more longer. And it's more civilized (mille excuses my boss Lord, sorry to disturb you we are gentleman, but, can we just kill you please. Ah and have a nice day of course). Do you see NPC run ?! Mhhh ? I ask you ! No sir ! Walking is fine and civilized. Thanks.
Edited by Madval on June 11, 2014 10:23PM
  • Stovahkiin
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    No no, this is good now that they have covered every type of movement.
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Noctisse
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    Hey! While we're at it, how about a ban jumping thread!?
    I mean, I really can't immerse myself in a game where people whose heavy armor should make them weight like a fortress are jumping around like kangaroos!
    And all those light armor folks, how do they just jump around without their robes getting caught on branches and stuff? Besides, why would any respectable mage hop around like a jerboa? That's just fake!
    I haven't yet found a reason why medium armor people shouldn't jump, but give me some time, I'll come up with one.
  • Evergnar
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    Well, I want my city to enforce nothing but cartwheels. That's right, you can only use cartwheels while traveling in a city.
  • Noctisse
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    Evergnar wrote: »
    Well, I want my city to enforce nothing but cartwheels. That's right, you can only use cartwheels while traveling in a city.

    I believe Sheogorath would approve...
  • Evergnar
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    Noctisse wrote: »
    Evergnar wrote: »
    Well, I want my city to enforce nothing but cartwheels. That's right, you can only use cartwheels while traveling in a city.

    I believe Sheogorath would approve...
    He would be Mayor
    Edited by Evergnar on June 11, 2014 10:45PM
  • Noctisse
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    Evergnar wrote: »
    Noctisse wrote: »
    Evergnar wrote: »
    Well, I want my city to enforce nothing but cartwheels. That's right, you can only use cartwheels while traveling in a city.

    I believe Sheogorath would approve...
    He would be Mayor

    It's all coming together now...
  • Dayv
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    No no, this is good now that they have covered every type of movement.

    Apart from the one the bots use
  • Woolenthreads
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    Oh, well, if we're not going to take this seriously, put the Cities waist deep in Water, that'll force everyone to walk.
    Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!

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  • Noctisse
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    Oh, well, if we're not going to take this seriously, put the Cities waist deep in Water, that'll force everyone to walk.

    Even better, make the floor lava!
    This was never a serious thread anyway XD
  • Woolenthreads
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    Noctisse wrote: »
    Oh, well, if we're not going to take this seriously, put the Cities waist deep in Water, that'll force everyone to walk.

    Even better, make the floor lava!
    This was never a serious thread anyway XD

    But surely then they'd be jumping everywhere if it was lava?
    Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!

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  • AlexDougherty
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    No no, this is good now that they have covered every type of movement.

    No quite, they haven't covered standing still.

    Standing still should be banned it's so clearly overpowered, so many characters are seen standing still, it's an exploit that's what it is.

    Now somebody just needs to take that and create a new thread, and we're covered. I would do it, but I took an arrow to the knee. O:) >:) O:)
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • moonsugar66
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    Speaking of asking for the impossible, I'd like for my pet monkey to ride on my horse with me. He could sit on its rump and strum on a lute because rode music would be awesome!
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