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*radios to command HQ* "We gotta walker, sir. How do we proceed?"

GrimCyclone
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You ever seen people walking regular speed instead of running full speed whenever they can? These people are a lot more dangerous than you think. My brothers in arms have termed them "walkers." And over comms we'll report, "Walker spotted in Vulkhel Guard, Shrine of Mara." That lets everyone know the danger zone so they can steer clear of it.

These "walkers" are commonly seen in town and sometimes emit odd blue text. We're not quite sure what this is yet, but we're pretty sure it's dangerous. Orders from top brass are clear. If you see a walker, stay clear and wait for reinforcements.

It's a war out there, but we're winning, one step at a time.
Edited by GrimCyclone on June 9, 2014 12:57PM
  • cisadanepajsuxrwb17_ESO
    May i suggest a thrice daily intake of green fibrous materials, sprinkle it with deep breaths, light jogging to help the digestion, and finaaly top it off with a bit of sunlight, sir?
  • angelohupb14_ESO
    ^^ ROFL^^
  • ItsMeToo
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    You better stay clear... AND STAY OFF OF MY LAWN TOO!!!
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • Tabbycat
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    I can confirm that repeated attempts to try to get them to move faster by running at them on horseback has no effect. It's like they have no fear.... I suggest staying as far away from these "walkers" as possible.
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