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The ex wife deleted all my characters. How does the restore process work? (RP)

  • Roberts3393
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    Will someone be my friend please I've lost all my real ones due too being a professional gamer?
  • gman092803ub17_ESO
    This person is a loser for sure. Nothing even remotely funny here
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    Ahhh Copperfield.

    I don't know what's more amusing, that you keep trying or that you use the same material you've used before.
  • magpie
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    Ah, it feels just like I'm back on the SWTOR forums. I can't imagine why. :p
  • Zershar_Vemod
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    Which ex wife this time?

    So now you are going to spam TESO like you did on SWTOR with the same exact stories?
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  • Cutekhaos
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    First, I was outraged. Then I saw the name and had a sense of deja vu, then I giggled at the posts responding in seriousness.
  • tordr86b16_ESO
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    Burn in hell Copperfield.
  • Misty
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    So you can delete your wife and kids? That's handy.
  • RianaTheBosmer
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    People...troll = troll. Do not believe anything Copperfield says.
  • Mortosk
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    the funny thing is s**t like this can happen, and as we should all learn from our mistakes.. sometimes thing are just out of control...

    That's fake. The shadow of the Van doesn't disappear.
    "Now I stand, the lion before the lambs and they do not fear. They can not fear." --Arthas Menethil (aka, The Lich King)
  • Xiola
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    I personally think this is a brilliant tongue in cheek post meant only for laughs. I also believe that those who are responding in outrage have very little sense of humor.

    The OP is clearly making light of RL situations that aren't too far removed from reality, however exaggerated his version may be.
  • Hamfast
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    I fear the Support Folks at ZOS are required to wait until the court decides property rights, your Ex may own half or all of your accounts/characters in which case she can delete them... I think you should get a good lawyer and hope for the best...

    I wonder if the Court decides that the Ex owns the accounts and requires you to pay for them as long as the wife wants to play...
    Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    Xiola wrote: »
    I personally think this is a brilliant tongue in cheek post meant only for laughs. I also believe that those who are responding in outrage have very little sense of humor.

    The OP is clearly making light of RL situations that aren't too far removed from reality, however exaggerated his version may be.

    Allow me to introduce you to Copperfield.

    Some of us have known Copperfield for many years. He frequents the forums of a few MMO's and uses the same material over and over again.

    The reason some of us don't find it amusing is because we've seen it before ...... several times.
  • Dayel
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    I think it is fun, it breaks the monotony, plus the evil ex idea is always a winner.
  • Morbus2
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    Good morning Zenimax. As I'm sure you're already aware, I am Sir Copperfield. I am your most famous, well liked and loyal subscriber. Now that the introductions are over, let's get onto business...

    As you all know, I recently left my wife and daughter so I could spend more time gaming. Since then my life has been absolutely wonderful. I have been logging on average, about 17-19 hours a day of play time. As a professional gamer and someone who lives for MMO's, I couldn't ask for anything more.

    My ex wife could of course sense my happiness and did the one thing in this world that could hurt me...

    She deleted all my characters. 8 of them!

    She had it all planned out. She called and threw a guilt trip on me about not seeing my daughter for two weeks. So being a concerned father, I decided to spend a few hours with her yesterday afternoon. I took her to the mall, gave her 20 bucks and told her to buy whatever she wanted.. I sat in Gamestop and read the Elder Scrolls Online strategy guide while she shopped.

    While at the mall with my daughter, my ex broke into my apartment and logged on to my ESO account. She then deleted all my characters! She had my password when I still lived with her, but I didn't think of changing it since I took our only computer when I walked out on them.

    What do I need to do to fix this problem? And quickly please. My guild raids in 30 minutes.

    Please report this person immediately. For those of you who don't know, he is a well known forum troll from other MMO's. NOTHING that he says is true. Do not fall for any of his lies.

  • renaud.moyneb16_ESO
    I am very disapointed in you , Sir.

    I was hoping for something new and daring...

    Everything is falling appart now...
    ESO, the great nothing : no PvE difficulty, PvP lags, zero RP tools...

    Sub Canceled, gone
  • Lorkhan
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    "And quickly please. My guild raids in 30 minutes."
  • Cimos
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    Trololol. You guys are so gullible. I bet you click on virus emails that say, "YOUR APPROVED FOR $10000 JUST CLICK HERE!"
  • dale0404
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    What, you dont?
  • AlexDougherty
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    My ex wife could of course sense my happiness and did the one thing in this world that could hurt me...

    She deleted all my characters. 8 of them!
    Just like she deleted all your Swtor characters??
    At least try to be original.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
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    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    What's with all the hateful messages? I lose my characters and I'm the bad guy here?

    Sigh. You people make me sick.

    Sigh, you're a severe d'bag and need to go away. That's great that maybe you got blizz to fall for it, but doing it again is so full of *** baggery.
  • Parthrax0923
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Your life is Awesome! (I mean stinks) :wink:

    Sorry Babe
    Edited by Parthrax0923 on June 3, 2014 7:33PM
    Fus Ro Dah!
  • bobplisken
    Haha, not sure what is funnier, great opening post or the lack of most people to understand the humors......keep it up Copperfield!!!!
  • rootimus
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    So many angry posters in this thread. Thanks, OP, for a great laugh.
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  • frwinters_ESO
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    Good morning Zenimax. As I'm sure you're already aware, I am Sir Copperfield. I am your most famous, well liked and loyal subscriber. Now that the introductions are over, let's get onto business...

    As you all know, I recently left my wife and daughter so I could spend more time gaming. Since then my life has been absolutely wonderful. I have been logging on average, about 17-19 hours a day of play time. As a professional gamer and someone who lives for MMO's, I couldn't ask for anything more.

    My ex wife could of course sense my happiness and did the one thing in this world that could hurt me...

    She deleted all my characters. 8 of them!

    She had it all planned out. She called and threw a guilt trip on me about not seeing my daughter for two weeks. So being a concerned father, I decided to spend a few hours with her yesterday afternoon. I took her to the mall, gave her 20 bucks and told her to buy whatever she wanted.. I sat in Gamestop and read the Elder Scrolls Online strategy guide while she shopped.

    While at the mall with my daughter, my ex broke into my apartment and logged on to my ESO account. She then deleted all my characters! She had my password when I still lived with her, but I didn't think of changing it since I took our only computer when I walked out on them.

    What do I need to do to fix this problem? And quickly please. My guild raids in 30 minutes.

    Hmm professional gamer....left her to play more games....yeah i can see why there was a divorce.
  • driosketch
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    I don't know what's real anymore...
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  • Fuzzylumpkins
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    It's a shame we cant delete ex-wives :/ Recurring monthly payments keep restoring their presence.

    Edit: yes I know this is a Copperfraud troll. But made me think :)
    Edited by Fuzzylumpkins on June 3, 2014 7:55PM
  • WebBull
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    I think it's funny that people actually get angry about a ridiculous post such as this.
  • Hawke
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    Troll or not..

    ZOS Will not restore characters that were deleted.
  • Robocles
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    Jeebus... not this guy again.

    Thanks for rehashing your old crap from the SWTOR forums.

    He's a troll... his posts are well written, but he's a troll.
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