I get it now! I finally understand. This isn't supposed to be an MMORPG at all. It's just the parody of an MMO. This whole game is one elaborate hoax. Just a big "HAHA FOOLED YA" on all of us. Exactly how not to release and manage a game.
It's the only explanation.
“If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.” -- René Descartes