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Am I the only one here who no longer can tell the difference between real life and parody?

  • tom6143346
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    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂
  • coop500
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    tom6143346 wrote: »
    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂

    If you don't own Gold Road RN you'll be safe lol
    Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?
  • Elsonso
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    coop500 wrote: »
    tom6143346 wrote: »
    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂

    If you don't own Gold Road RN you'll be safe lol

    Hmm. Making the case for waiting until the next sale to buy Gold Road. :smile:
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  • Ilumia
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    Elsonso wrote: »
    coop500 wrote: »
    tom6143346 wrote: »
    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂

    If you don't own Gold Road RN you'll be safe lol

    Hmm. Making the case for waiting until the next sale to buy Gold Road. :smile:

    Yep, I've decided on waiting too. I love exploring a new zone, and I'd like to engage with the new scribing system. I just can't justify spending that money on it, and people say there's too much grinding/farming in the scribing, which there's already enough of.
  • coop500
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    FYI make sure to check out the other rewards besides the Breka. I don't think this stuff ever returned before? But I could be wrong.
    Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?
  • SickleCider
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    It looks like a muppet. I support it.
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  • Ilumia
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    coop500 wrote: »
    FYI make sure to check out the other rewards besides the Breka. I don't think this stuff ever returned before? But I could be wrong.

    Yes, I did almost let the fomo win out, but none of the three main rewards appeal that much to me. Though I do like the idea of the drunk blob :)

    Are there any other unique rewards in the nesting box?
    I think there's been a golde companion jewelry item in the rewards ever since companions were introduced, and last year they put the book vs. the music box up too. I just can't think of what else would likely be in it this year (except the many set items from the zone that normally appear too).
  • VDoom1
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    Looks like some odd hairy or feather llama.

    Personally, meh. I do not like it, they could've gone with something much better.
    They could've gone with some cool recolored Indrik.

    What even is that, like what is that creature? o.O
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  • Syldras
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    VDoom1 wrote: »
    What even is that, like what is that creature? o.O

    A Brekka. Something new that never had been in lore or anywhere in the game before.
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  • TaSheen
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    @Ilumia - the last batch of the nested boxes had 4 attunable crafting stations, among other crafting stuff, and I think, motif pages. It's been so long I can't remember what all.
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  • Ilumia
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    @Ilumia - the last batch of the nested boxes had 4 attunable crafting stations, among other crafting stuff, and I think, motif pages. It's been so long I can't remember what all.

    Yes that's true, I remember know that you mention them, I've still got the old ones somewhere in a chest. But I can always earn writ vouchers to get other ones instead, it's the unique rewards I'm trying to work out. Thanks for the input though :)
    Don't know if there are any other unique stuff in it than the mount, memento and voriplasm pet, except possibly a golden companion item. I can't find anyone mentioning the contents from earlier ones when I google it.
  • TaSheen
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    Ilumia wrote: »
    TaSheen wrote: »
    @Ilumia - the last batch of the nested boxes had 4 attunable crafting stations, among other crafting stuff, and I think, motif pages. It's been so long I can't remember what all.

    Yes that's true, I remember know that you mention them, I've still got the old ones somewhere in a chest. But I can always earn writ vouchers to get other ones instead, it's the unique rewards I'm trying to work out. Thanks for the input though :)
    Don't know if there are any other unique stuff in it than the mount, memento and voriplasm pet, except possibly a golden companion item. I can't find anyone mentioning the contents from earlier ones when I google it.

    I'd forgotten about the gold Companion ring - I don't use companions, so stashed it somewhere, have no clue where now. Probably a chest in some house or the other. And I really don't know about any of the other uniques at this point either!
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  • Elvenheart
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    Ilumia wrote: »
    TaSheen wrote: »
    @Ilumia - the last batch of the nested boxes had 4 attunable crafting stations, among other crafting stuff, and I think, motif pages. It's been so long I can't remember what all.

    Yes that's true, I remember know that you mention them, I've still got the old ones somewhere in a chest. But I can always earn writ vouchers to get other ones instead, it's the unique rewards I'm trying to work out. Thanks for the input though :)
    Don't know if there are any other unique stuff in it than the mount, memento and voriplasm pet, except possibly a golden companion item. I can't find anyone mentioning the contents from earlier ones when I google it.

    I'd forgotten about the gold Companion ring - I don't use companions, so stashed it somewhere, have no clue where now. Probably a chest in some house or the other. And I really don't know about any of the other uniques at this point either!

    It was the One Companion Ring to rule them all. 💍
  • coop500
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    VDoom1 wrote: »
    Looks like some odd hairy or feather llama.

    Personally, meh. I do not like it, they could've gone with something much better.
    They could've gone with some cool recolored Indrik.

    What even is that, like what is that creature? o.O

    Didn't think I'd ever see the day players advocating for a recolor over a unique model before...

    Tons of creatures show up in ESO that have never been seen before. Not sure why the breka is such a big deal.
    Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?
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    coop500 wrote: »
    Tons of creatures show up in ESO that have never been seen before. Not sure why the breka is such a big deal.

    I think the introduction would have been better received if they had actually shown it in the game world before putting it into the store. I have never seen people complaining about Vvardvark pets, for example.
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    Ilumia wrote: »
    Elsonso wrote: »
    coop500 wrote: »
    tom6143346 wrote: »
    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂

    If you don't own Gold Road RN you'll be safe lol

    Hmm. Making the case for waiting until the next sale to buy Gold Road. :smile:

    Yep, I've decided on waiting too. I love exploring a new zone, and I'd like to engage with the new scribing system. I just can't justify spending that money on it, and people say there's too much grinding/farming in the scribing, which there's already enough of.

    For now, I find that Scribing is highly overrated, to be honest. I found the unlock quest, with the 'daily endeavors', to be far more expensive than the benefit received from the skill line. The key feature of Gold Road is the West Weald storyline. Get it for that and take Scribing as a "freebie" that you may or may not find value with.
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  • Ilumia
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    Elsonso wrote: »
    Ilumia wrote: »
    Elsonso wrote: »
    coop500 wrote: »
    tom6143346 wrote: »
    As long as I can skip this whatever, I don’t care. Not my taste don’t need it in my collection. Who ever likes it , enjoy and have fun 🙂

    If you don't own Gold Road RN you'll be safe lol

    Hmm. Making the case for waiting until the next sale to buy Gold Road. :smile:

    Yep, I've decided on waiting too. I love exploring a new zone, and I'd like to engage with the new scribing system. I just can't justify spending that money on it, and people say there's too much grinding/farming in the scribing, which there's already enough of.

    For now, I find that Scribing is highly overrated, to be honest. I found the unlock quest, with the 'daily endeavors', to be far more expensive than the benefit received from the skill line. The key feature of Gold Road is the West Weald storyline. Get it for that and take Scribing as a "freebie" that you may or may not find value with.

    Thanks, I appreciate your input on it.
    I guess I'll miss out on the parody Muppet mount then XD
    At least the imbibing voriplasm does seem like a deliberate joke (and a good one too).
  • whitecrow
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    LaintalAy wrote: »
    I have to agree with OP.
    Looks like two blokes hiding under a blanket.

    I mean we have stick mounts, why not that too?
  • Coo_PnT
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    I think someone kindly made him a fur coat and put it on him.
    Just like my dog lost all his fur due to the effects of the surgery.
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  • OsUfi
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    Holy...

    I actually hadn't seen it yet.

    It looks very... Well it's only my personal taste of course, but I think it looks really bad.

    This is a mount I'll never use, for sure.

    Would have been amazing to get one of those from crates instead:

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    Like you say, personal taste. I absolutely detest the glowing mounts. I've never seen a Radiant Apex mount I've actually wanted to see on my screen.
    Edited by OsUfi on 29 September 2024 19:33
  • tom6143346
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    The progress seems slower this time on the progress bar, maybe it wont fill to 100% this time ? 😄
    Edited by tom6143346 on 29 September 2024 20:59
  • ArchMikem
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    ............why does it have Human toes.
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  • Syldras
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    tom6143346 wrote: »
    The progress seems slower this time on the progress bar, maybe it wont fill to 100% this time ? 😄

    39% within 4 days, and another 9 days to go. I doubt it will fail the 100% (let alone the values might be arbitrary anyway).
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  • Stafford197
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    Ok that mount is hilarious but would MUCH rather they make a lot of newer-looking mounts, even if they’re a bit odd looking.

    Please, less light-show flashy mounts.
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    Sad that the one on the left looks so much better than what we're getting lol
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  • barney2525
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    weird looking saddle

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    Bro, did you take that from my video? :P

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    Also to clarify I think the mount is fine but it is indeed fun to make fun of because the modeling is pretty weird, and kind of an ill-fitting reward for a West Weald event.


    Edited by endorphinsplox on 30 September 2024 17:32
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Looks like it was designed with 1980's software. Kinda has the look like it was made from modeling clay (and so does the motif).

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