I have never felt so betrayed

Zastrix

So I was looking forward the nightfall crate to get the Dibella's Crescendo Tam:




Why? Because it's the closest cap to his:



I think you can already assume my plan...


Well... I had a Wood Elf character named a specific pun of Maximus Farquaad which my 11-year-old-self would laugh at and waited for *two* years for the crown crate to arrive (afaik it was in 2022 last time)...

And then I bought it... Giddy thinking that I would finally make *him*.

Alas... Not all things have a happy ending because, with the hat, he look like:


My eyes could not believe me. All my hope was for naught. I couldn't make him... He could never be him...

Instead of making Fartquaad... I was able to make Baldquaad, making the rising sun shine in the back of his polished head and blind everyone who rode behind him during his journeys to the west.

I feel nothing but defeat. Alas, my lord shan't rule with his hat:


Right now, all I feel is:


ZOS, THIS IS A BUG WHICH YOU NEED TO FIX BECAUSE REASONS!

Zastrix

Yeah sure, the nightblade PvE nerfs hit hard and I feel salty about it them as NB-only player (I don't play PvP) but... this... this is just diabolical.

Zastrix

LaintalAy wrote: »

I think you can already assume my plan...

You need them to add that tie?

Missing hair in the back when you put the cap on. Some hats have this. Like the cowboy hat when you enter MHK for the first time.

SkaiFaith

Zastrix wrote: »

So I was looking forward the nightfall crate to get the Dibella's Crescendo Tam:




Why? Because it's the closest cap to his:



I think you can already assume my plan...


Well... I had a Wood Elf character named a specific pun of Maximus Farquaad which my 11-year-old-self would laugh at and waited for *two* years for the crown crate to arrive (afaik it was in 2022 last time)...

And then I bought it... Giddy thinking that I would finally make *him*.

Alas... Not all things have a happy ending because, with the hat, he look like:


My eyes could not believe me. All my hope was for naught. I couldn't make him... He could never be him...

Instead of making Fartquaad... I was able to make Baldquaad, making the rising sun shine in the back of his polished head and blind everyone who rode behind him during his journeys to the west.

I feel nothing but defeat. Alas, my lord shan't rule with his hat:


Right now, all I feel is:


ZOS, THIS IS A BUG WHICH YOU NEED TO FIX BECAUSE REASONS!

I was aiming for the other hat in these crates but then I found out the same - it makes my ladies shiny bald. I feel you, mate...
Alopecia is a serious issue, no joke, as we learned at the Oscars not long ago 😝 it makes heads turn!
Would appreciate if a cure is found at least in Tamriel. We have cures from Vampirism and not from this?! Man, life is hard in overland: definitely not a fable...

belial5221_ESO

You didn't preview it first?But sucks when your hair changes with hats.Oddly some hats have hair with em and some don't,maybe they should have adden some hair to non-beast races.

Zastrix

belial5221_ESO wrote: »

You didn't preview it first?But sucks when your hair changes with hats.Oddly some hats have hair with em and some don't,maybe they should have adden some hair to non-beast races.

Well I only saw it now, I couldn't see it for the last 2 years when it wasn't available. I mean it's 40 gems, so it's not like I wasted tons of money or anything. It was just a negative surprise that there isn't *any* hair at all.

SpiritKitten

try all the hairstyles, some have hair that shows on hats

Sheezabeast

Would you say your expectations came up a bit....short?

I_killed_Vivec

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Would you say your expectations came up a bit....short?

Leaving them shorn of all hope...

Zastrix

SpiritKitten wrote: »

try all the hairstyles, some have hair that shows on hats

Sadly tried all of the hairstyles I have. Just bald. Fully bald.

lardvader

Zastrix

lardvader wrote: »

NOOOOOOO

ArchangelIsraphel

Oh, so YOU'RE the guy who signed the eviction notice that sent my Bosmer and his buddies to the swamps of Shadowfen. >:{

meekmiko

From 4 years ago:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/533656/new-hats-make-you-bald