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Super annoying sayings in ESO

Thicclady
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-I can make it work
-Its up to you

Put others
  • usmguy1234
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    Boom baby!
    Zaghigoth- Orc Stamplar
    Soul Razor- Altmer Magsorc
    Les Drago- Redguard Stamdk
    Eirius- Altmer Magdk
    Stormifeth- Altmer Magplar

    Disclaimer: My comments are a little sarcasm mixed with truth. If you can't handle that don't respond to me.

  • pdblake
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    "We are investigating the issue."

    "Thanks for your patience."

    That kind of thing?
  • Turelus
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    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • JerzeeDevil
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    Turelus wrote: »
    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:

    Heard from NPC "Everyone has their price, mine is 5 gold!"

    YIKES!!!!
    jerzeedevil.com

    If looks could kill, then Death would be my name.

    Daggerfall's Mightiest- PS4 NA
    Wardens of Morrowind-PS4 NA
    Cyrodiil Death Squad- PS4 NA/EU

  • Thicclady
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    Turelus wrote: »
    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:

    Players ment originally, but actually put from either :)
    Edited by Thicclady on 30 October 2019 13:03
  • DocFrost72
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    Player: "Why are you using-"

    NPC: "YOU were there to stop Alexander Cornel from capturing the Coral Heart!" (I have Tythis)
  • Ragnarock41
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    something something visual story telling something something
  • Ragnarock41
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    Turelus wrote: »
    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:

    Heard from NPC "Everyone has their price, mine is 5 gold!"

    YIKES!!!!

    Talk about being cheap.
  • Emma_Overload
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    There is a Dremora in the Arboretum who keeps talking about something she would rather do to "an Ogrim's nethers..."

    I don't know about you, but I would rather not picture an Ogrim's nethers!
    #CAREBEARMASTERRACE
  • Turelus
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    Thicclady wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:

    Players ment originally, but actually put from either :)

    Players: ZOS NERF/BUFF X

    NPCs: Do you know how long I've been looking for you?
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • FierceSam
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    Do you know how long I’ve been queueing for you?
  • GenjiraX
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    Me: "Who are you again?" and "What do you do around here?" after I've taken dozens of jobs from Nisuzi and Ri'hirr.

    Also, "I don't have time to talk." – Well stop talking then.
  • ketsparrowhawk
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    "I wish I was off adventuring."

    Then flipping go, lady! Stop judging me!
  • Juhasow
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    No ETA
  • LukosCreyden
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    Is this some sort of kiss-curse?
    Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.
  • Bennisphinx
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    "Open... for business!"
    Dude, you are open 24/7 anyway, everybody knows that.

    "Benus belives that his weapons are without equal. That's only because they've never been tested against my armor."
    I only ever hear the first two to three words when selling something at this guy, but man, that makes it even more annoying.

    "Here it is! Cower before the rod of Cravarii!" and "Time for a different approach!".
    On normal he usually says both those things in like a 10 second period and for some reason it irritates me more than I'd like to admit.
  • ku5h
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    Turelus wrote: »
    From players or NPCs? :sweat_smile:

    Heard from NPC "Everyone has their price, mine is 5 gold!"

    YIKES!!!!

    Talk about being cheap.

    That is actually quite a lot.
    You can live for a year in Tamriel with 5 gold.
    Morrowind immediately comes to mind.
  • StrandedMonkey
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    where my finedrin boys at

    that mans been locked up for 5 years we demand peace
  • Shawn_PT
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    Can you BeLiEvE it!!!! DrAgOnS!!!!11one In YoUr OwN hOmElAnD!!!!! What are you going to do......????

    This one does not know... but he hopes his family is safe in Riverhold......


    Every. Single. Day.
    Every. Single. Time I approach the crafting boards. And I craft on many characters per day. For the last... what? Almost a year?

    Is there anything we can do to shut them up? Please.... Enough.
  • barney2525
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    How would you like to do something worthwhile..... ?



    :#
  • WuffyCerulei
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    Me in-game: *exists*
    Any male Dunmer nearby, including Cyrodiil NPCs and Tythis the banker: THE HERO OF DAVON’S WATCH!!!!!1!
    For the love of Kyne, buff sorc. PC NACP 2100+Star-Sïnger - Khajiit Magicka Sorc - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror vMA/vBRP/vDSA no death/vHel Ra HM/vAA HM/vSO HM/vMoL HM/vHoF HM/vAS +2/vCR+3/vSS HMs/vKA HMs/vVH/vRG Oax HM/vDSR
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    NPC's in general are basically like this...

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdTF0FJJMkQ
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

    ― Robert E. Howard


    So you want to be a game developer? Here is the best way to go about it.
  • tahol10069
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    "Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall!" I don't know why but I hate it.
  • Sergykid
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    DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
    -PC EU- / battlegrounds on my youtube
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Players: "But the guide says..."

    NPCs: Anything involving the phrase Moon Hallowed
  • Bennisphinx
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    Oh, and after a while almost all (but especially guild) quest NPCs:
    "Halt! Speak to me before entering Mournhold, citizen!"
    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!"
    "Comarade, a word!"
    "The guild requests your help!"
    "The guild has need of you, comarade!"
    "There is an urgent task for you!"

    Just for the love of the divines, leave me alone already!
  • luen79rwb17_ESO
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    Are you here for craaaaafting certification?

    Uh...!
    PC/DC/NAserver

    V16 sorc - V16 temp - V16 dk - V1 nb - V1 temp - V1 dk
  • wild_kmacdb16_ESO
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    Oh, and after a while almost all (but especially guild) quest NPCs:
    "Halt! Speak to me before entering Mournhold, citizen!"
    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!"
    "Comarade, a word!"
    "The guild requests your help!"
    "The guild has need of you, comarade!"
    "There is an urgent task for you!"

    Just for the love of the divines, leave me alone already!

    Seriously. The guy in The Rift is the worst because he stalks you all over the city.

    Also I can’t stand the lady that’s all “How would you like to do something worthwhile?” I am doing something worthwhile you smug wench, begone!

    Although oddly enough, I do admit I feel bad for the argonian in Mournhold. He asks politely and he’s been waiting for months lol.

    Special shout out to the traders that are really proud to sell to the nobility like they are some disenfranchised class of people or something.
  • SipofMaim
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    "You there!"

    Every NPC everywhere who calls out to me from 10m away that they're busy and have no time to chat. Ok? Me too. Good talk.

    Shopkeepers who tell me the same factoid ("The Law of Meat...") or observation every time we talk obviously just have some kind of mental impairment, and I'm glad they've found a niche for themselves in the economy.
  • Mainman99
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    ”The starlight bridge of Allinor...”
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