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monkeys drop white meat?!?
HeroOfEvbof
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why????? i liked that monkeys dropped nothing before. i didnt have to kill them. now all monkeys must go to heaven.
apud me omnia fiunt Mathematicè in Natura - Rene Descartes
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C0pp3rhead✭✭✭✭I'm gonna kill so many monkeys now. Put a flame enchant on your staff/bow:
BOOM! Monkey -> Fireball -> Ashpile -> Delicious Soup."Things which are alike in nature grow to look alike, and the speaking stones have lain a long time lookin' at the sun. Some believe they descend with the lightning, but I believe they are on the ground and are projected downward by the bolt."
Fear my moustache powers.
Tastes-New-Blood - V14 Argonian Templar
Giblets N Bits - V2 Imperial Nightblade
Skruyue N'Alyutu - V1 Altmer Sorcerer
Jolbie Firecrotch - L31 Nord Dragonknight
Vehemence - - Valhalla's Guard3 -
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✭This is my new favorite thread.NerdSauce GamingLaughs-At-Wounds - Sap tanking since 03/30/14ßrandalf - Light armor tanking since 03/03/15Brandalf Beer-Belly - Tanking drunk since 12/30/162 -
HeroOfEvbof✭✭✭I always wanted to kill monkeys such that they dropped "mutilated monkey meat" like in the song I used to sing as a 8yr-old.
But they dropped nothing and there were no gophers anyways so I was live-and-let-live with monkeys.
Do we really need to become slaughterers of monkeys? There are only a handful of spots to farm pigs without risk of bounty. But there is a whole temple full of monkeys in one of the Dominion Zones.
Must all of us become temple defilers?apud me omnia fiunt Mathematicè in Natura - Rene Descartes1 -
C0pp3rhead✭✭✭✭Lizard & Snake meat is white, so Argonians -> White meat.
Lions & Tigers are large beasts, so Khajiit -> Red meat.
Dunmer of course should drop dark meat.
All other races should drop red meat.
Goblins, Ogres, & Trolls should also drop dark meat.
OOOOOHHHH!!!! NEW BOSMER RACIAL PASSIVE!!!!
Cannibal: 5%/10% chance to harvest meat from fallen enemies for use in crafting provisioning items."Things which are alike in nature grow to look alike, and the speaking stones have lain a long time lookin' at the sun. Some believe they descend with the lightning, but I believe they are on the ground and are projected downward by the bolt."
Fear my moustache powers.
Tastes-New-Blood - V14 Argonian Templar
Giblets N Bits - V2 Imperial Nightblade
Skruyue N'Alyutu - V1 Altmer Sorcerer
Jolbie Firecrotch - L31 Nord Dragonknight
Vehemence - - Valhalla's Guard4 -
glak✭✭✭C0pp3rhead wrote: »Lizard & Snake meat is white, so Argonians -> White meat.
Lions & Tigers are large beasts, so Khajiit -> Red meat.
Dunmer of course should drop dark meat.
All other races should drop red meat.
Goblins, Ogres, & Trolls should also drop dark meat.
OOOOOHHHH!!!! NEW BOSMER RACIAL PASSIVE!!!!
Cannibal: 5%/10% chance to harvest meat from fallen enemies for use in crafting provisioning items.
Argonians get a swimming passive, so this makes sense with the pegi-18 rating recently applied.1 -
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You're not supposed to burn yourself until you turn to ash...
Are you a Vampire by chance?0 -
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✭And this is why us Altmer destined to rule over the rest of you.v14 Sorc Vae Exillis
v14 DK Costs
v14 NB 'Vis
v14 Temp Fiat Lux1 -
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http://youtu.be/BDU8ew4ZeVQ
Dunno why I can't link from a certain point in a youtube video, but..../thread
(My standard "anything to do with monkeys" response)"The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"0 -
Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭If it looks like pork, smells like fish and tastes like beef, it probably is just chicken. And you're better off with monkey."You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"0 -
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✭Tastes like chicken.
(BTW, monkeys pretty much ALWAYS dropped guts or hides for my guildie who LOVES to kill any wildlife moving.Something to do with revenge on her children.. <evile laugh>).Edited by Darlgon on 17 February 2015 15:25Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.0 -
Darlgon✭✭✭✭✭
✭BTW, this thread reminded me of a web cartoon I used to read..I kinda, let it slip and will need to read a lot to catch up.
Here is the link:
http://www.wtfcomics.com/archive.html?446_24
And, here is the panel.
Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.2