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Some help for you guys struggling with VMA loot

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Lonesniper
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Allright, so I heard you guys struggle getting the loot you want from the VMA. Now since I got my inferno sharpened in the first run, I thought I share my way to please the RNG god with you all so that you might get the loot you want from the arena.
Before looting the last chest near the charred corpse of Voryak Solkyn, do the following:
1) /kneel for max effect
2) Type in the following prayer (Pro tipp: use /yell so the prayer reaches the RNGesus for sure)
Dear Lord in heaven, I ask thee,
gimme some luck with RNG.
Some maelstorm inferno would be nice,
so go ahead and cog the dice.
I need a sharpened one for sure,
dont need defending anymore.
But if you gimme another helmet,
no more crowns for you, god dammit!
Oh wait, im not supposed to curse,
so please forget my latest words.
So in the end - we want it all -
a sharpened fire staff for vMoL.
Amen.

3) Turn around 3 times counter clockwise.

4) Open the chest. Now you get your desired loot.

Hope I could help you with this and I can't wait to see you guys posting pics of you getting the loot of your dreams.

Cheers
Edited by Lonesniper on 9 May 2016 15:14
  • Valrien
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    Saving this because I may as well give it a shot. Does the prayer have to be typed or does copy paste work as well?
    Valrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
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  • susmitds
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    Valrien wrote: »
    Saving this because I may as well give it a shot. Does the prayer have to be typed or does copy paste work as well?

    Typed.
  • Kwivur
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    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
  • Lonesniper
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    Valrien wrote: »
    Saving this because I may as well give it a shot. Does the prayer have to be typed or does copy paste work as well?

    I'm not entirely sure, but I wouldn't take the risk, as the allmighty RNG lord watches over us and quickly can determine whether you really have put work into your prayer or just lamely copy pasta'd it.
    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    You can translate it, but be sure to keep the meaning and the rhyme.
    Edited by Lonesniper on 9 May 2016 15:06
  • susmitds
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    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    Latin or Sanskrit works best. Greek was also reported to work fine.
  • Kwivur
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    susmitds wrote: »
    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    Latin or Sanskrit works best. Greek was also reported to work fine.
    Lonesniper wrote: »
    Valrien wrote: »
    Saving this because I may as well give it a shot. Does the prayer have to be typed or does copy paste work as well?

    I'm not entirely sure, but I wouldn't take the risk, as the allmighty RNG lord watches over us and quickly can determine whether you really have put work into your prayer or just lamely copy pasta'd it.
    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    You can translate it, but be sure to keep the meaning and the rhyme.

    I don't know guys, I would think it would have to be a lost language to have a significant effect.
  • kinggingernator
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    Can confirm this worked. Used it and the chest dropped every vmol weapon, every monster set and 10k tempering alloys.
  • D0ntevenL1ft
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    I turned around 4 times for step number 3 should I restart the arena ?
  • Lonesniper
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    D0ntevenL1ft wrote: »
    I turned around 4 times for step number 3 should I restart the arena ?

    No problem here, just turn around in the opposite direction once to have 3 turns again.
    Edited by Lonesniper on 9 May 2016 15:35
  • D0ntevenL1ft
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    Lonesniper wrote: »
    D0ntevenL1ft wrote: »
    I turned around 4 times for step number 3 should I restart the arena ?

    No problem here, just turn around in the opposite direction once to have 3 turns again.

    Too late I deleted the entire char because I figured it was broken for good.
  • CerseiL
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    Tonight's loot ice staff defending now I am wondering if I should use it in next run
  • Birdovic
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    This thread is wonderful.
    Attempt and Thoughts to Overhaul Scaling, Attribute System and Enchantments
    Improving the Sorcerer class: Ideas

    "We want firing off Dark Exchange in the middle of Combat to feel awesome"
  • FriedEggSandwich
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    andypappb16_ESO wrote: »
    This thread is wonderful.

    ^ made me lol :D
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  • Morbash
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    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    susmitds wrote: »
    Kwivur wrote: »
    Do you have to speak it in English or a different language? If so, which language?
    Latin or Sanskrit works best. Greek was also reported to work fine.

    My guess would have been Dothraki. (Insert obligatory "RNGesus is a savage" comment here). :#
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  • MattT1988
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    I heard if you type the prayer in backwards, your best weapon disappears, Voryak resurrects, he one shots you with the poke of doom and proceeds to teabag your corpse.....

    So be careful adventurers!
  • Rune_Relic
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    1. Do I need to be wearing any specific and appropriate robes while conducting said ritual ?
    2. Do any items need a specific trait if so ?
    3. Will this work for any race ?
    Edited by Rune_Relic on 10 May 2016 10:10
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  • Birdovic
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    Rune_Relic wrote: »
    1. Do I need to be wearing any specific and appropriate robes while conducting said ritual ?
    2. Do any items need a specific trait if so ?
    3. Will this work for any race ?

    Not sure on 3.

    But I Heard being Maormer guarantees Drops.
    You just have to use The [Insert Glitch Name here] - Glitch, After putting 4 Gold Coins (1 by 1!) on a guildbank of a Guild, which Name Starts with M (for Maormer). Then restart your Game 17.4 Times and The character you did this with, Should be a maormer.

    Its pretty neat, you get a new wayshrine, to Pyandonea, also passives like "Diving" are pretty useful. Pearls you Collect sell for ridiculous amounts of Gold, because some "famous" streamer declared pearls as BiS.

    But well, try yourself, its pretty easy :)
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  • Lonesniper
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    Rune_Relic wrote: »
    1. Do I need to be wearing any specific and appropriate robes while conducting said ritual ?
    2. Do any items need a specific trait if so ?
    3. Will this work for any race ?

    1) Well if your character is male you can use the Graht Climber Outfit, but only if your belly is large enough to pop out.
    2) No, but I think RNG god is best pleased with well fitted stuff.
    3) I'd not go Orc because this raises your chances of producing typos in the said prayer. Only go with Orc once you have red at least 75% of Shalidors Library which makes sure your Orc is literate enough.
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Lonesniper wrote: »
    Rune_Relic wrote: »
    1. Do I need to be wearing any specific and appropriate robes while conducting said ritual ?
    2. Do any items need a specific trait if so ?
    3. Will this work for any race ?

    1) Well if your character is male you can use the Graht Climber Outfit, but only if your belly is large enough to pop out.
    2) No, but I think RNG god is best pleased with well fitted stuff.
    3) I'd not go Orc because this raises your chances of producing typos in the said prayer. Only go with Orc once you have red at least 75% of Shalidors Library which makes sure your Orc is literate enough.

    What?!?! There are literate Orcs???
  • TARAFRAKA
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    I got my inferno staff in the sharpened trait from rewards tonight. Can confirm the OP strategy works.
    Side note: I also had to sacrifice a baby goat.
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    kinggingernator wrote: »
    Can confirm this worked. Used it and the chest dropped every vmol weapon, every monster set and 10k tempering alloys.

    Same! OP is telling the truth. Bookmarked thread :)
  • Haquor
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    Lonesniper wrote: »
    Allright, so I heard you guys struggle getting the loot you want from the VMA. Now since I got my inferno sharpened in the first run, I thought I share my way to please the RNG god with you all so that you might get the loot you want from the arena.
    Before looting the last chest near the charred corpse of Voryak Solkyn, do the following:
    1) /kneel for max effect
    2) Type in the following prayer (Pro tipp: use /yell so the prayer reaches the RNGesus for sure)
    Dear Lord in heaven, I ask thee,
    gimme some luck with RNG.
    Some maelstorm inferno would be nice,
    so go ahead and cog the dice.
    I need a sharpened one for sure,
    dont need defending anymore.
    But if you gimme another helmet,
    no more crowns for you, god dammit!
    Oh wait, im not supposed to curse,
    so please forget my latest words.
    So in the end - we want it all -
    a sharpened fire staff for vMoL.
    Amen.

    3) Turn around 3 times counter clockwise.

    4) Open the chest. Now you get your desired loot.

    Hope I could help you with this and I can't wait to see you guys posting pics of you getting the loot of your dreams.

    Cheers

    I think the reason that you got it was due to the effort and time you put into your one run was 108 times the average mans effort and time. So you 'worked for it' and 'earned it'.

    Id say thats why.

    Edit: i wasnt having a go at you btw... congrats. I was having a go at the redonculous system.
    Edited by Haquor on 16 May 2016 07:06
  • lathbury
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    @hydrocynus told you you were doing it wrong
  • hydrocynus
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    lathbury wrote: »
    @hydrocynus told you you were doing it wrong

    @lathbury I Have been rotating clockwise since orsinium launched. Grrrr.

    Also I don't think the RNG Troll likes/understands my African accent when i type the prayer.

    #bangsheadondesk

    My internet is invalid
  • lathbury
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    Is there a version for divines scathing mage gloves?
  • hydrocynus
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    lathbury wrote: »
    Is there a version for divines scathing mage gloves?

    This I would sign up for.
    My internet is invalid
  • Guffel001
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    Just got ice staff sharpended after the prayer , maybe no inferno because i forgot to turn around 3 times . Awsome anyway^^
  • Birdovic
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    lathbury wrote: »
    @hydrocynus told you you were doing it wrong

    @lathbury I Have been rotating clockwise since orsinium launched. Grrrr.

    Also I don't think the RNG Troll likes/understands my African accent when i type the prayer.

    #bangsheadondesk

    If the troll really doesnt understand African Accent, you should report it, thats pretty racist..
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    Improving the Sorcerer class: Ideas

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  • hydrocynus
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    Well I am from Africa but the Troll has no idea what race I am so it's difficult for him to be racist.

    I might be able to get away with accusing the Troll of stereotyping at best.
    My internet is invalid
  • Lonesniper
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    lathbury wrote: »
    Is there a version for divines scathing mage gloves?
    Dear RNG god, I have a reason
    to run the Imperial city prison
    for about fivethousand twenty six times
    and that is: some gloves in divines.
    well actually they're really specific
    "of scathing mage" - that would be terrific.
    So many tries I had at the chest,
    and only got some infused ones at best.
    I once even performed slash dance,
    just to increase my chance.
    Dear RNG god, free my soul
    divine gloves of scathing mage - that's my goal.

    Amen
    Don't forget to turn around 3 times!
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