And, no, I'm not talking about teabagging.

Someone asked for a Vampire bite today. By the time I logged on my Vampire and got to the shrine they had already gotten bitten by someone else. So, trying to be nice, I asked in zone if anyone wanted a bite.

Someone replied and a few minutes later we were at the shrine. I clicked X and the animation started, and I noticed him doing something strange. I don't want to say what it was but it ended up altering the animation so he was left standing instead of kneeling as I bit him. You can use your imagination to figure out what that simulated.

I whispered him that was a pretty dirty thing to do and he said yea kinda. No apology, nothing.

I know this was just my character, but was it? I felt personally violated and wish I had reported it. I only remember part of his name or I would.

I don't know what has happened to our community when people think they it's ok to do such a lewd act to anyone, let alone someone doing them a favor. Because of this I will only bite people I know from now on.

TX12001rwb17_ESO schrieb: »

Also as a warning, this can be worn by male characters as well...

And the male version has more exposed chest than the female version! Makes you wonder what would happen if you flipped the two around....

Yup. Bit less practical than Lucky Cat Landing, but much prettier. I themed it around being a Khajiit Embassy.

@ForeverJenn I posted a 90k parse a page back or so (and a log report of ~75k iirc), in actual content it can go higher or lower depending on all kinds of group factors. Higher just comes from supports (tanks and healers) providing even more buffs/debuffs than that target atro (it has a lot of them, but not all), lower is usually from actively having to stop dps on the boss and do mechanics, or rez, or... well about anything other than dps.

But yea my tank also pulls about 4k dps (mostly from lightning blockade and alkosh procs), so dps roles expecting a vet hardmode trial tank (whose primary job is to hold aggro/stack adds/buff group/debuff 100-300 million hp bosses) to dps carry them isnt really realistic in eso... the mechanics of buliding for these 2 roles dont overlap at all (unlike healer/dps, which -can- both scale off max mag/spell dmg/spell crit)

edit: If you meant how much a heavy attack build can potentially pull i honestly dont know, heavy attacks gross me out. Build was just to demonstrate a kind of "floor" level of dps, as opposed to the top "ceiling" parses we always see, so that players should fall somewhere in between (as long as theyre in some sort of gear that makes sense anyway)

Yup on my android.

ForeverJenn schrieb: »

So I levelled a tank over the weekend. Several times, while doing my random normal dungeons, I'd get groups of 3 500+CP. These groups were pulling 5-8k dps as a group, with me doing about 40% as a tank. How is this even possible? I am asking because I only tank and heal and am 810+ and my friends range from 18k to 60k per person. How are ppl this high doing less dps then my lowbie tank? I just wonder how this is possible, as I'm not dps, but even if I do try, I can at least pull 18k without knowing what I'm doing. Bots maybe?

Possible whispered conversation between the other players:

dd#1: so, you guys just hit 50th, too huh?
dd#2: yeah, still got my level 10 training gear, crap skills slotted for xp boost. no cp allocated yet
heal: me, too; levelling skills/passives just queued and figured I''d get carried.

all together: lol, well looks like the tank has got this xD

You really havent pointed out anything tho? It literally shows that even a shoe can pull more dps in extremely common, certainly -not- meta, gear. Im sorry so many "players" like you have less ability than a random inanimate object to actually do the dps role you signed up for when queueing into group content.

Grianasteri schrieb: »

novemberhhh schrieb: »

Players do that little dmg by just wearing random junk and being afk 90% of the time, and cant be bothered to put on any reasonable gear despite playing for hundreds if not thousands of hours apparantly. So of course the idea of using buffs, dots, and a spammable in any sort of pattern is way outside what they're willing to do.

But just for fun, heres a parse from my sorc with the left mouse button held down while i actually went afk...

If you pull less dps, congrats you just got outparsed by an inanimate object (my coffee mug handle, to be specific).

edit: typos

These kinds of gimmick parse posts are misleading

If you are a high CP player, with correctly allocated CP to buff you, wearing powerful meta sets, with optimised traits and enchants, correct mundas etc, yes you can achieve this kind of result. Ive done it myself out of interest.

But the average, casual player, the ones who are doing 5k, 10k, 15k dps etc, they often dont have anything like the additional buffs/power from CP you are benefitting from. Heavy attacks alone can be buffed by what, 25+% with CP? They are generally not wearing among the most powerful DPS sets in the game, like you are. They are wearing trash. Not to mention the traits and enchants that you will have optimised, not to mention the purple/gold gear you will be using... all things the average, casual player is unlikely to have anywhere near to the same standard or degree.

Not everyone can be average, some people have to be below average

That doing ~1k dps quite literally has -nothing- to do with skill whatsoever, as no skills were used at all. Entry level gear that most of us farmed/bought/grinded the moment we hit 160 will pull several times this as long as you arent literally afk... its not that complicated.