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We found the Deer....

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DisgracefulMind
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We found the deer, ZoS, and now know your dirty secret: you gave all the deer to AD. We, the superior citizens of the Daggerfall Covenant, are highly offended. We know that you, ZoS, were probably hoping to keep this a secret longer, but we have found you out. I demand an explanation for this offense!
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  • Roechacca
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    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !
  • DisgracefulMind
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    roechacca wrote: »
    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !

    We did, in fact, kill both of them...eventually...after several minutes of other activities.
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  • Eglath
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    So that's why The Lag will prevail, evil Deers will carry The Lag forth upon unsuspecting folks!
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  • Roechacca
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    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !

    We did, in fact, kill both of them...eventually...after several minutes of other activities.

    I will petition for your Deer Slayer achievement immediately . The Covenant is in your debt defender of lag free game play .
  • DisgracefulMind
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    roechacca wrote: »
    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !

    We did, in fact, kill both of them...eventually...after several minutes of other activities.

    I will petition for your Deer Slayer achievement immediately . The Covenant is in your debt defender of lag free game play .

    Killing these two deer deserves an achievement indeed. We had to frolic in the grass with them to achieve their trust before we were able to slay them heroically.
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  • Roechacca
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    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !

    We did, in fact, kill both of them...eventually...after several minutes of other activities.

    I will petition for your Deer Slayer achievement immediately . The Covenant is in your debt defender of lag free game play .

    Killing these two deer deserves an achievement indeed. We had to frolic in the grass with them to achieve their trust before we were able to slay them heroically.

    This much personal sacrifice brings a tear to my eye ...

    /LongDramaticSalute
  • Xexpo
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    you guys missed the flying deer ... some kind of reindeer half-breed perhaps?
    (top left, near dps meter ... some suspicious looking hooves? =.= )
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  • DisgracefulMind
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    kaer426 wrote: »
    you guys missed the flying deer ... some kind of reindeer half-breed perhaps?
    (top left, near dps meter ... some suspicious looking hooves? =.= )

    OMFG....I didn't realize....Now I'm horrified O____O
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  • Roechacca
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    kaer426 wrote: »
    you guys missed the flying deer ... some kind of reindeer half-breed perhaps?
    (top left, near dps meter ... some suspicious looking hooves? =.= )

    4415083_std.jpgWe need to get a APB out immediately on that lag filled sleigh , Santa's exploiting again ! After Christmas even !
    Edited by Roechacca on January 16, 2015 4:24PM
  • Cody
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    YOU FOOL!!!! WHY DID YOU NOT KILL THEM???? NOW THEY WILL LAG OUT THE SERVER WITH THEIR IMPULSE BLOBBING.

    ALL IS LOST!!! NOT EVEN THE DARK SIDE CAN HELP US!!!!!
    Edited by Cody on January 16, 2015 5:46PM
  • Cody
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    oh, you did. good. good work slave of the pact.. err... I mean loyal covenant soldier:D

    FOR THE DARK SIDE

  • Roechacca
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    Deer are tricky N easily hack their environment . I'm loading a practice game to hone my skills an take on the most deadly creature known to Cyrodiil .

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    Edited by Roechacca on January 16, 2015 5:56PM
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Cody wrote: »
    oh, you did. good. good work slave slayer of the pact.. err... I mean loyal covenant soldier:D

    FOR THE DARK SIDE

    Fixed.
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  • Gyudan
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    A rogue deer found in Cyrodiil and no official statement from @ZOS?! :open_mouth:

    Maybe it ate the scroll where @ZOS_GinaBruno‌'s patch notes were written and it became so OP with its 70 Champion Points that it teleported to Cyrodiil, flipped all the keeps and crowned itself emperor.
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    Endangered species must be protected ! Deers are dying today, tomorrow it will be sorcerers, then templars, then nightblades....
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    Well. This explains why I'm still lagging.
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    roechacca wrote: »
    kaer426 wrote: »
    you guys missed the flying deer ... some kind of reindeer half-breed perhaps?
    (top left, near dps meter ... some suspicious looking hooves? =.= )

    4415083_std.jpgWe need to get a APB out immediately on that lag filled sleigh , Santa's exploiting again ! After Christmas even !

    Wait so...... Santa plays AD?
    khele23eb17
    Agreed. Whoever came up with the design should be shot in the foot and only admitted to hospital when he manages to find 3 other people willing to maim themselves the same way in order to accompany him.

    ZOS_AmeliaR admin
    Ultimately, any method of entering an enemy keep without breaking down the door is considered an exploit. Thanks for checking!

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  • DezIsDead
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    Omg we (AD) are responsible for the lag, or at least our deer are. I'm sorry, my goodness, this is despicable.
    Edited by DezIsDead on January 16, 2015 7:46PM
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    DezIsDead wrote: »
    Omg we (AD) are responsible for the lag, or at least our deer are. I'm sorry, my goodness, this is despicable.

    Dammit AD players, y u cause all the lag!?!?! D:<

    Apology accepted! <3
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  • DisgracefulMind
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    Ghostbane wrote: »
    Well. This explains why I'm still lagging.

    This morning a few guildies and I were experiencing inexcusable lag...I blame the flying deer that somehow none of us noticed.....
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
    Endangered species must be protected ! Deers are dying today, tomorrow it will be sorcerers, then templars, then nightblades....

    As long as the Dragonknights don't die off...then we'll all be okay.
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    darkknightfkb16_ESO wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    kaer426 wrote: »
    you guys missed the flying deer ... some kind of reindeer half-breed perhaps?
    (top left, near dps meter ... some suspicious looking hooves? =.= )

    4415083_std.jpgWe need to get a APB out immediately on that lag filled sleigh , Santa's exploiting again ! After Christmas even !

    Wait so...... Santa plays AD?

    Actually he's EP , he was just on a AD Alt .
  • SLy_Kyti
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    Maybe the deer ate the dusk beetles missing in Auridon. Now they can use "dusk cloak" and hide from ZOS....wait.... cloak doesn't work in Cyrodiil.... Never mind.

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  • Laggus
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    I tried to kill those Deer but they wiped us.
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    Laggus wrote: »
    I tried to kill those Deer but they wiped us.

    Never use Purge !
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    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    oh, you did. good. good work slave slayer of the pact.. err... I mean loyal covenant soldier:D

    FOR THE DARK SIDE

    Fixed. I submit to your will master

    I fixed your fix

  • daswahnsinn
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    I found some the other day next to a burnt up house. So I killed them I filled out a bug report lol
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    roechacca wrote: »
    DisgracefulMind wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    You didn't kill it ? King Emeric will be most displeased !

    We did, in fact, kill both of them...eventually...after several minutes of other activities.

    I will petition for your Deer Slayer achievement immediately . The Covenant is in your debt defender of lag free game play .

    Reported. And added to my list of known deer slaughterers. Prepare to get rekt.
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  • Meilinka
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    I want whatever that floating deer has been having.
  • ShadoPanauin
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    YOU KILLED RUDOLPH AND BAMBI! THE DEER ZERG WILL SURELY BREACH THE PATCH. FALL BACK TO DESHAAN, EP!
    R.I.P. Million Reasons to Bomb, he triggered ZOS

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