The Xylo: Traditional Border between Valenwood and Elsweyr
At face value, this is easy to work out. There's a south-to-north flowing river in Reaper's March, to the west of which lie Bosmeri settlements (Vinedusk, Grimwatch, Greenhill), and to the east of which lie Khajiiti settlements (Dune, S'ren-ja, Rawl'kha). Arenthia is in Valenwood but since that's right at the end of the river then we can let that one off. What's more, A Dance in Fire states that Falinesti spans the Xylo, and A Dance in Fire is set in Frost Fall - Sun's Dusk, which is Autumn, and the Falinesti Autumn Site is right next to this river.
HOWEVER, the southeastern part of Malabal Tor is called Xylo River Basin, and this sits on a north-south flowing river which passes down the east side of the region and disappears into the hills on the Grahtwood border. A Dance in Fire also says Silvenar is on the Xylo, and Silvenar is right next to this river. It should be noted that there is no way to get from the Malabal Tor river to the Reaper's March river as there's a range of hills in the way.
So which is the Xylo? The one where it should be, in Reaper's March on the traditional border between Valenwood and Elsweyr; or the one with the eponymous River Basin, which is in the middle of Valenwood and never likely to be on the border line? Or is it actually neither of these, and the Xylo River does not appear in game and flows north to south to empty into Topal Bay to the east of Grahtwood?
The Strid: The river that flows uphill
The Strid is well known as the body of water separating Colovia from Valenwood and Elsweyr, an east-west flowing river that empties into the Abecean Sea. Just northeast of Arenthia, there's a great waterfall that drops down from the Weald, and the Reaper's March candidate for the Xylo meets it just outside the city. The river then flows steadily westward along the northern edge of the region until.... it gets to the northeast corner of Reaper's March, where it has to go up a waterfall to get into Malabal Tor.
This was probably a design decision to act as a natural boundary to the region, but considering the river is supposed to flow westwards, some alternative feature would be more logical (eg, a waterfall downwards that's blocked off by a big boulder).
The Niben: 800 Years too Narrow
The Niben as it appears in ESO is much narrower than it is in Oblivion, particularly at the Lake Rumare end. In 800 years it could widen, but the height of the surrounding countryside would render that unlikely.
The only one of these that I would really like to see addressed is the Xylo, as that creates a lore discrepancy that is not easily reconciled by a decision that is due to gameplay.
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